| 1 | Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo | 02:14 |
| 2 | Merry F**king Christmas | 02:01 |
| 3 | O Holy Night | 01:56 |
| 4 | Dead, Dead, Dead | 02:12 |
| 5 | Carol of the Bells | 00:56 |
| 6 | The Lonely Jew On Christmas | 02:45 |
| 7 | I Saw Three Ships | 01:01 |
| 8 | It Happened In Sun Valley | 02:20 |
| 9 | O Tannenbaum | 01:10 |
| 10 | Christmas Time In Hell | 02:14 |
| 11 | What the Hell Child Is This? | 04:45 |
| 12 | Santa Claus Is On His Way | 00:27 |
| 13 | Swiss Colony Beef Log | 02:15 |
| 14 | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | 00:39 |
| 15 | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | 03:19 |
| 16 | The Most Offensive Song Ever | 02:58 |
| 17 | We Three Kings | 00:50 |
| 18 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | 02:30 |