| 1 | Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture | 01:59 | |
| 2 | Mystery Roach | 02:33 | |
| 3 | Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers | 00:48 | |
| 4 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) | 00:56 | |
| 5 | Tuna Fish Promenade | 02:30 | |
| 6 | Dance Of The Just Plain Folks | 04:40 | |
| 7 | This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) | 00:59 | |
| 8 | The Sealed Tuna Bolero | 01:40 | |
| 9 | Lonesome Cowboy Burt | 03:52 | |
| 10 | Touring Can Make You Crazy | 02:53 | |
| 11 | Would You Like A Snack? | 01:23 | |
| 12 | Redneck Eats | 03:03 | |
| 13 | Centerville | 02:31 | |
| 14 | She Painted Up Her Face | 01:42 | |
| 15 | Janet's Big Dance Number | 01:18 | |
| 16 | Half A Dozen Provocative Squats | 01:57 | |
| 17 | Mysterioso | 00:48 | |
| 18 | Shove It Right In | 02:32 | |
| 19 | Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude | 04:00 |
| 1 | I'm Stealing The Towels | 02:14 | |
| 2 | Dental Hygiene Dilemma | 05:12 | |
| 3 | Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? | 03:00 | |
| 4 | Daddy, Daddy, Daddy | 03:12 | |
| 5 | Penis Dimension | 04:36 | |
| 6 | What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning | 03:28 | |
| 7 | A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes | 01:09 | |
| 8 | Magic Fingers | 03:55 | |
| 9 | Motorhead's Midnight Ranch | 01:30 | |
| 10 | Dew On The Newts We Got | 01:10 | |
| 11 | The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts | 00:41 | |
| 12 | The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth | 01:11 | |
| 13 | The Girl's Dream | 00:55 | |
| 14 | Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce | 01:01 | |
| 15 | Strictly Genteel (The Finale) | 11:23 |