The Reading Room

Prosecutor Lex Lektor threatens Zed Literati with Cyberia for misconjugation, misdeclension, and flagrant grammatolatry. He Alleges verbicide most foul and miscellaneous acts of linguistic terrorism in the Russian language.

Zed's attorney pleads diminished capacity and factual impossibility in an eloquent defense of illiterati.

The freedom of students of Russian, the world over, hangs in the balance. From the Opening Statements to Final Argument, Justice Dil Litante thumbs the scale.