A Geezer's Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover Care

A Geezer's Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover Care takes a witty poke at the current popularity of male grooming with this guide to growing and maintaining a stylish, comfortable and well-groomed hair helmet. Alongside these manly grooming tips is a rundown of famous hair aficianados to style yourself on, from David Beckham to Julius Ceasar; a breakdown of barnets to try out; and a perambulation through hirsute history. Whether he wants to learn how to carefully calm his cowlick or skillfully shine his skinhead, this guide will appeal to all those men who know their hair speaks volumes about them.

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You only need to look at the story of Samson and Delilah to see just how important a man's hairstyle can be. Thankfully, A Geezer's Guide to Mullet Maintenance and Combover Care is guide to selecting, growing and maintaining a stylish, comfortable and well-groomed hair helmet. Including: manly grooming tips; a breakdown of barnets to try out, such as the Curtain Cut (try to look like Johnny Depp; try not to look like Worzel Gummidge) or the Quiff (try to look like Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys; try not to look like Nick Grimshaw); a perambulation through hirsute history; a rundown of famous hair aficionados, from Albert Einstein to Paul McCartney via Adolf Hitler; hair and hairstyling records (can you beat the Longest Time Hanging by your Hair record?); the most ridiculous names for hair salons (Crops and Bobbers vs Shear-N-Dipity). The perfect gift for every man: from the metrosexual to those who just want to progress from their mum's bowl cuts; whether he wants to learn how to carefully calm his cowlick or skilfully shine his skinhead.