Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!

A unique collection of sayings which reveal the true relationship between Scottish grandchildren and their Grannies. From the affectionate to the plain daft, this compilation by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages at home and abroad. Granny trying to get wee Susan, aged five, to improve her counting: "And what comes after six, dear?" "The Scottish news, granny!"

Auteur

Allan Morrison was the HR Director at IBM in Greenock until he retired. He is Scotland's bestselling humour author and is also a popular after-dinner speaker. He lives on shores of the Firth of Clyde.

Contenu

Introduction 5 Did You Know That Scottish Grandchildren..? 7 Did You Know That Scottish Grannies..? 8 Some Famous Sayings On Children 9 That Special Relationship 12 The 12 Key Granny Rules for Grandchildren 15 The 12 Key Grandchildren Rules for Grannies 17 Scots Grandchildren 1 - On Education 19 2 - On God, Heaven and the Angels 27 3 - On Birds and Animals 34 4 - On Age 40 5 - On Christmas 46 6 - On Food, Health and Hygiene 51 7 - On The Weather 59 8 - Answering Granny's Questions 64 9 - Asking Granny Questions 68 10 - On What Granny Says 71 11 - At Granny's House 77 A Wee Mixture 81 So What Is A Scottish Granny? 93